Long Island

Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.

Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island.
Friend: you mean the dump?

Me: same thing

by PastorRR March 19, 2020

Long Island Patty

The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin

“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”

by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024

Mogusa Islands

A tropical island in between Indonesia and The Phillipines known for its artists such as Baboon Mahal, Ismail, Real Caesar,etc

I'm going to the Mogusa Islands next spring with the wife

by sprunkadelic November 16, 2021

Island hopper

A person of whichever gender going from one person to the next having intercourse with every single one taking in a high body count

(Name) is a island hopper i wouldnt try getting with them.

by I'm number jaun July 12, 2023

Star island

lonely

i'm so star island

by nonicknameyet January 6, 2024

Alcatraz Island Iced Tea

Just take whatever is in your liquor cabinet and make a drink out of all everything and top it with coke.

“I only had a shot left in each bottle so I said fuck it and made an Alcatraz Island Iced Tea.”

by Alcatraz Alcoholic December 7, 2018

Statin Island Trash

A classic New York whore. Skilled in everything sexual.

Jim: I don't go for statin island trash
Tim:your fucking retarted

by Mister732 November 25, 2011