Irish Ruler

(Noun) A precision measurement device, 12 inches in length, used as a standard in golf when providing distances from a specific point. When giving a measurement with this device, it is generally specified in the measurement.

He hit is golf ball 3 inches from the hole, measured by an Irish Ruler, or 1/4 of an Irish Ruler.

by Nadpoleus September 7, 2013

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reverse irish leave

An announcement of leaving only to linger longer.

John was annoyed that Jane stayed so long at his party after disrupting the guests with overly dramatic, attention-starved antics like hugging, high-fives and other reverse irish leave moves.

by wordplayerhater May 18, 2009

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Irish doll

The act of yanking ones testicles from thus anus and placing them on your partner's forehead sprinkled with some irish pepper and seasoned with lucky charms.

Hey babe remember that time I made you into an Irish doll ? Great thing I didn't want kids in my life.

by Morgan Freamane January 16, 2020

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Irish Muffin

A ginger has uncontrollable flatulence, and is often advised to seek medical attention.

I met an irish muffin today, and it was so had I got a restraining order.

by Vudruu January 21, 2024

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Irish

a person who truly understands that humble tuber, the potato.

during the Irish famine, the potato saved lives boy…

by natchoman March 4, 2024

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Irish Pregame

An orgy

“Hey, what were you guys doing in there? It sounded kinda sus”
“Don’t worry my bro we were just having an Irish pregame, Notre Dame is playing soon so my boys and I had to get it on”

by bamsuch9 November 7, 2020

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