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state coomer

A citizen who would do anything, say or believe anything, IF the State told them to.

Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.

They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.

(a. 1)
Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.

Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Pers A: " Oh yeah Stalin ... rob me of my grains, take my children and silence my opinions ... * moans * ... oppress me harder daddy!!! ... "

Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.

You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.

Praise to our Leader!

Praise our great Democracy!"
by Zarod January 8, 2022
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Diamond State Roleplay

A great server owned by KingJoe. A VC-Only server on the ROBLOX game Emergency Response Liberty County. Based off of a fictional state in the United States called Diamond State.
Hey bro, did you join Diamond State Roleplay?

What's Diamond State Roleplay?

Oh, you should join it! It's so fun!
by KingJoe_008 January 19, 2022
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united states of amercia

the united states of america, you too Alaska, not you Canada and Mexico

also guns in usa
where are you from?
united states of amercia
oh so you like own a gun?
nah, i own two guns
ohhhh
by sussiboka May 28, 2022
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the hoop state

Kansas
Kansas is the hoop state and has the best hoopers
Gradey Dick is from the hoop state
by eason.no.nash. April 4, 2022
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state social medicalism

An ideology characterized by the supremacy of medicine, censorship, social democracy, mass surveillance, cancellation, and other forms of suppression.
The belief in state social medicalism is very detrimental to the progress of medical research.
by Yobberson April 7, 2022
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K State

K State is when you transcend the K Hole, regain partial motor skills, and become a super human.
That wook polished off the bag, entered the K state, then managed to mosey over to J Rad while everyone else fell out.
by PP Gang Official April 10, 2022
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Union of Conservative State Republics

A word inspired by the letters USSR, the UCSR was the end goal of what Trump wanted to turn America into. In the UCSR, the US will no longer exist as it once was. The federal government would prohibit the enactment of any Democrat ideals, and end all forms of welfare and public education. Immigration would come to an end. Online platforms would be prohibited from creating their own rules. Punishment for crimes would be harsh. Sex-Ed would be banned.

The UCSR is not to be confused with the recent definition of Trumpistan, which was Trump's plan B if he could not turn the US into the UCSR.
If Trump got a second term, by 2024 the US would have either turned into Union of Conservative State Republics, or Trumpistan.
by MST3K I like April 12, 2022
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