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Club penguin rewritten

A remake of the original now-defunct club penguin. many features not in the final version of the original, including the return of the PSA headquarters as well as the gray puffle have been added.
It has become the most popular CPPS since the downfall of the ill-fated, ill-moderated, ill-founded club penguin online.
This is a CPPS named Club penguin rewritten. most popular since the End of may 2020
by someguynamednobody April 9, 2021
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Vile High Club

The Vile High Club is slang for the group of people who have masturbated on board and seated in an aircraft in flight.

During the masturbation climax intense eye contact must be kept between the masturbating part and the person who unintentionally became part of the disgusting interaction.
“Did you have a nice trip to Boston ?”
“Yeah man !” I became a member of the Vile High Club by polishing the sword while ogling the slutty soccer mom in the aisle seat next to me.
by The masturbating monkey August 11, 2023
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Atascadero Yacht Club

Punching someone in the testicles with a stolen kayak paddle.
Jessie-Lynn gave Travis an Atascadero Yacht Club and ran out of the Rite-Aid yelling the lyrics to Kid Rock's All Summer Long in Esperanto.
by Woodrow T. Boner June 15, 2019
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Club Peng Bang

When a group of penguins have a gang bang in the online kid friendly game, Club Penguin
"You down for that club peng bang tonight billy?"
"OH AM I READY JOHN"

"THERES GONNA BE MORE THAN 12 PENGUINS TONIGHT"

"You getting me even more pumped"
by CallMeMyth June 19, 2016
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Skating Club of Boston

Skating Club of Boston, commonly referred to as SCOB, or Shitty Cunts of Boston, is a skating club in Norwood, Massachusetts. It is a beautiful 3-rink facility newly built in 2020, with a gym, lounge, cafe, and even gorgeous waterfall features that tend to appear every few months. These incredible waterfall features give the rink a nice and wet atmosphere, since water can leak from the exploding pipes. Also, the constant half-broken down walls give the otherwise warm and comfortable rink a modern and industrial feel.

Even though the ice and the facility are considered one of the best in the country, the ice is mostly shit and the clients get treated like prisoners. Does everybody else in the country want to skate at SCOB? yes. Do they know that everybody in SCOB is depressed and in therapy? not quite. Neither do they know that the management still has to pay $70m to the construction company. But that’s ok because they just got a new $700k camera system for the gym. SCOB is the place to be if you are looking for little backstabbing bitches who have no life or the perfect place for a cute mental breakdown.

You can also have an encounter with the bitchiest of them all: Ma! Guaranteed to improve your day.
Person 1: Did you hear that Lexi goes to the Skating Club of Boston?

Person 2: Yeah she really is a shitty cunt of boston.
by SluttySlayShit December 7, 2022
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Golf Club Day

The last day of February. Traditionally this is the day that the lady in a relationship get's her man a new golf club in anticipation of spring and the start of golf season.

If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.

If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.
Ryan: Dude, what did your wife get you for Golf Club Day?

Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.

Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.
by BigOtter April 29, 2012
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Port Royal Club

A bougie beach club in Naples Florida; you have to live in the area to even think about joining the club; they throw amazing beach parties with DJs from Lollapalooza and other well known artists; it is one of the nicest neighborhoods to live in America, like a more understated version of palm beach.
"What's with all the security at the Port Royal Club today?"
"Oh, the governor is having breakfast there."
by travel_well_travel_often May 27, 2018
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