the holy god bung

a fictional god made up by a bunch of angells

josh- the holy god bung ..

by yaehe1234567890---w May 30, 2011

Holy Catfishing

When a girl goes on tinder specifically to try to convert horny men for Jesus. She generally matches with them, flirts with them, and then when it's time for the meet-up, won't stop talking about Jesus.

Matched with Tina on Tinder, she said to meet up at the Coffeeshop on 4th and Vine. When I got there and saw the sign that said "Holy Grounds" I know she must have been Holy Catfishing!

by holydude May 20, 2025

THE HOLY QUINTUPLE

When a woman has her tongue, breasts, belly button, and clit all pierced.

I fucked Laquisha last night ,and this bitch has the holy quintuple!!!

by GoatJesus October 06, 2018

holy fbi

When you are so excited that you end up texting too fast and find yourself texting Holy FBI rather than the intended Holy Fuck.

Just saw that last episode of Better Call Saul and Holy FBI!!

by tbd2113 February 21, 2015

Seize her holy lands

The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.

What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

Holy Dykes!

A verbal reaction to seeing a goddamn gorgeous lesbian dyke.

Ronnie Tsunami: "Hey Kyle, check out this lesbo at your 5 o'clock"
*Kyle turns his head with eyes wide like Gollum*
Kyle: "Holy dykes! She hella fine but she ain't neva gonna be mine!"

by DON THE HERO July 08, 2015

Holy guacamole

Could be good or bad is in a state of shock or suprise

Holy guacamole, you did this for me!

by Lovely cat December 19, 2020