Golden poop

A really comforting poop after that you don't have to wipe much or even not at all.

A: "I just had a golden poop, my day is saved."
B: "Nice, I just had one yesterday."

by LumEcho October 23, 2018

Golden Pash

A popular juice from Golden Circle in Australia

Golden Pash is a juice from Australia

by goldenpash November 20, 2018

Golden Gape Bridge

A glorious sexual act in which the female

participant performs a bridge, standing up on all fours stomach face up. While she does this, the two male participants, one on either side, proceed to penetrate the female in her mouth and anus, while holding the weight of her body with their arms, suspending her in mid air.

Girl: I wanna try something new and exciting in bed

Gentleman: Let me show what I like to call my Golden Gape Bridge, a special kind of bridge for a special girl I know. It's like the American version of the Eiffel Tower

by S9Staryu November 29, 2018

Golden Tissue

The tissue that is used to clean the spunk after your first wank that you keep and cherish until you pass it down to your kids. This golden tissue will be passed down for generations to come keeping your legacy alive.

“Last week my Dad gave me his golden tissue, one day I will pass this down to my childeren”

by dWilfE January 1, 2019

goldendethblade

Some Fucking idiot on Xbox

guy1:Have you heard of that guy on Xbox GoldenDethBlade?
guy2:yeah he is a Fucking Idiot

by That_Shiny_Arbok March 19, 2019

Golden Pint

The noble and heroic act of consuming a Pint's worth of spirits in the space of 60 minutes. World-renowned for its role in the completion of operation Dong. The golden pint is known to cause sexual assault when done incorrectly.

"I dont fucking believe this, Ive completed the golden pint"

by Slick operator 123 May 31, 2019

golden loaf

The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.

When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".

by halestorm47 May 7, 2019