When on person says something to be cool that they heard from someone else, and it doesn't go over well. It just doesn't fit their personallity to do something like that.
This is what happend when the French saw how well the American Revoltuton went and decided to have their own revolution. This was fine until the French took it too far and began to guillotteen people, and the Americans just had to look at tem and say, "Not Cool"
This is what happend when the French saw how well the American Revoltuton went and decided to have their own revolution. This was fine until the French took it too far and began to guillotteen people, and the Americans just had to look at tem and say, "Not Cool"
by ArrowRunner November 07, 2007
noun: The French high command's definition for a retreat or surrender where minimal casualties are suffered and the wine and cheese cellars are still intact.
French Commander: =Insert Snooty French Laugh= "Zis wuz one of our greatest French Military Victories"
Enemy commander: "We don't have enough room in our prison camps so we massacred off half your army and ate and drank all your cheese and wine"
French Commander: "Sacre Bleu!"
Enemy commander: "We don't have enough room in our prison camps so we massacred off half your army and ate and drank all your cheese and wine"
French Commander: "Sacre Bleu!"
by Mr Danish May 31, 2009
Having the perfect size penis, above average but not too large, the perfect pleasing size normally about 16.5 to 19 cm(6.5 to 7.4 in) of length and 13 to 14.5cm (5.11 to 5.70) of circumference, the testicles also have to be a nice and proportionate size. (Also abbreviated HLFM)
1.After we had sex she said that I was Hung like a French man.
2.OMG, the guy I met at the club last night was Hung like a French man!
3.Ok, I will go up to your room, but you better be HLFM.
2.OMG, the guy I met at the club last night was Hung like a French man!
3.Ok, I will go up to your room, but you better be HLFM.
by Batwen July 12, 2019
"She can speak French, I think she fluent"
Mean she gives amazing blowjobs she must be fluent at it lol that song isn't as innocent as you thought but just remember good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught
Mean she gives amazing blowjobs she must be fluent at it lol that song isn't as innocent as you thought but just remember good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught
by Invisible hood July 24, 2016
This decadent procedure requires two people. You start by having one person invert his or her anus and pull out at least three inches (the more the merrier) of inside-out colon. The other partner then forcefully grasps this handful of chocolate flume and injects it with botox, causing it to become firm and rigid. Once this is done, the other partner can proceed to vigorously insert this hardened mud tube into his own, thereby simulating a french kiss.
If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
Matt: "Hey Chris, since we are flaming homos, how about a Bulgarian French kiss?"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
by EhEsDeEf November 02, 2010
by Finn Gerbang January 07, 2015
A guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this dude. He was a real dream, hung like a french man.
by Meretrix-Maximus September 27, 2021