Facebook Snipe 

The act of writing a ridiculous or offensive comment on Facebook to get a ridiculous or offensive response, only to delete the offensive comment and leave the responder on his own, clearly out of line.

Boy: Fuck you Eric! You can go to hell for all I care!

Girl: What are you talking about? What is going on?

Boy: I got Facebook Sniped

Facebook Snipe by BlueEyesWhiteBoy March 11, 2011

Facebook rapper 

Someone who constantly posts rap song lyrics on their Facebook wall to the irritation of their Facebook friends

Justin just posted ANOTHER Lil Wayne song again... stupid Facebook rapper!

Facebook rapper by joesummer95 April 13, 2011

Facebook Parrot 

A term used to describe someone who finds the need to repeatedly re-post what you had originally posted, usually within a matter of seconds of the original post, thus bringing no benefits to the re-post and rendering it pointless.

Ali A: Breaking News, War Breaks Out In The Middle Easst.

*5 Seconds Later*

Hala S: OMG LOOK WHAT I DISCOVERED: BREAKING NEWS IN THE MIDDLE EAST!!!!!!!!!1!!ONE!!

Ali A: Dude.. stop being a Facebook Parrot.

Facebook Parrot by AA89 May 23, 2011

Facebook friendship

You know those people who'll never talk or even look at you in real life but on Facebook they like everything on your page, pester you with wall posts, always want to chat with you, poke you, etc. (generally act like you two are great friends)? Oh, and you barely know them or don't even know them at all and at some point randomly got a friend request from them. Yeah, you totally have a Facebook friendship with them!

Lisa: "Pshh... Yesterday Julia kept bugging me on Facebook all night until I finally had to get off the computer just to be rid of her. Today she won't even look my way. What's wrong with her?!"
Lilly: "Oh, she does that to everyone. She seems to love leading Facebook friendships with people but real friendship means nothing to her!"
Lisa: "I see. That's pointless, no wonder she has no real friends, just those "friends" she has on Facebook."
Lilly:" Yeah, I know, right? Facebook is not a replacement for real friends. It's just a sad attempt."

Facebook friendship by immaraider June 9, 2011

Facebook friend zone 

When you add/are added by a person of the opposite sex on Facebook, and it leads to you developing a platonic friendship instead of the originally-intended relationship

I added Kristie on Facebook to get to know her and ask her out, but it isn't working out. Now I'm in the Facebook friend zone.

Facebook friend zone by FBFriend13 September 24, 2011

Facebook Funny 

When someone appears to have comedic talent, via their Facebook Status Updates.
These people usually get many likes.
This term applies if you don't really know if the person is funny in person, or just on facebook.

"Do you know who Jacob R. Clark is?"

"Well.. I've never hung out with him, but I have him as added him on FB. All I know is that he's Facebook Funny."

Facebook Funny by GertrudeT333 December 4, 2011

Facebook Philosophizing 

when people, especially girls, have cliche or overly obvious quotes on their facebook statuses related to life or love. usually results in an embarrassing understanding of the poster's intellect...

facebook status - "dont go looking for love, because true love will come and find you when you're least expecting it"

reader of facebook message - "this stupid bitch and her stupid 3rd grade facebook philosophizing is making me want to commit suicide

Facebook Philosophizing by a nonymous duder December 6, 2011