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Ethanitis

A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.
Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.

Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021
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by Dxrkify October 4, 2021
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Ethan

Ethan’s also have a huge ass that is perfect to grab
Cody “hey did you see Ethan’s ass?”
Ian “yea it’s huge!!”
by Sasha27 October 5, 2021
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Ethan

He’s a sexy badass Greek god, but he’s also an annoying obnoxious prick. If a mirror is in the immediate vicinity then he becomes even more of an obnoxious prick. Ethan’s are fairly tall, but they make sure everyone knows it all the time. If you have an Ethan as a friend then think to yourself “meh, could be worse”. But most importantly he’s a Greek god.
John: Hey are you friends with Ethan?
Jane: Yeah
John: I guess he’s ok
by _onlyTheTruth_ October 6, 2021
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Ethan

literally the friendliest most sustainable guy you’ll ever find and a 10/10 cat dad.
Amazing music taste, super nice and so cool.
person 1: hey is that your friend ethan?
person 2: yeah obviously! Look how cool he is
person 3: man, i wish i had an ethan as a friend.
by iheartglee October 6, 2021
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The best person I have ever met in my entire life. Will love you to the end of the earth and will do anything to make sure you’re okay. Thinks he is hilarious and honestly he’s not wrong, sometimes doesn’t think before he speaks but it’s okay he’s cute
Who’s that loud person over there?

Oh that’s Ethan

Makes sense!
by Doglol2232 October 9, 2021
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Ethan Lu

I worship ethan lu, I read Ethanlisim
by Samuel M Lee October 10, 2021
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