Dick sweats is when you wake up with a big hard, and your dick and balls are all sticky and sweaty. It almost feels like you rode it hard and put it away wet, but you didn't.
by dickzzz July 8, 2011
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Girl 2: Yes! He for sure would cause a dick choke.
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Man, my best friend has gotten messed up with another one of those dick fiddlin' bitches...THOSE DAMN DICK FIDDLERS-She left him high and dry.
by bigpoppa20 May 23, 2006
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