When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.
by J/M/C June 3, 2023
Get the Dark Champagnemug. the best and the hottest Zelda character there is. hes very underrated and there isnt enough content of him out in the world.
by Thicc Arsee December 22, 2021
Get the Dark Linkmug. by flavaflavclock October 22, 2025
Get the Dark Gray Energymug. Any person who is normally dark is eaither : Mexican Native American or Asian but the word to describe a dark white guy is Quattro Polimith
by Quattro Polimith July 12, 2017
Get the dark white guymug. by Queeeeeeeeeeer October 29, 2023
Get the dark-haired femmug. A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women, but using manipulative tactics in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
He's using his dead grandma as an excuse to get this girl's attention. He's a dark Simp.
I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.
I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.
by ThedutchTpro April 24, 2020
Get the Dark simpmug. Dark Dog Organic offers refreshing energy drinks that will help you to achieve healthier lifestyle. Their entire product range with different flavors is certified by the USDA and verified by the Non-GMO Project and made from the best organic ingredients.
Dark Dog Organic has created the concept of healthy organic energy drinks especially for health-conscious individuals who are leading busy lifestyles. Their energy drinks are made from natural sources like organic Guarana, organic Yerba Mate, organic green tea, and coffee beans. The natural caffeine used in the drinks increase the mental clarity for a longer period of time. These energy drinks provide nutritional value to your body without compromising with the quality and taste.
by darkdogorganic123 December 17, 2018
Get the DARK DOG ORGANICmug.