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Dark Champagne

When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.
Man those tacos had me popin dark champagne in there
by J/M/C June 3, 2023
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Dark Link

the best and the hottest Zelda character there is. hes very underrated and there isnt enough content of him out in the world.
Dark Link is so hot like damn i'd tap that mhm
by Thicc Arsee December 22, 2021
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Dark Gray Energy

When someone is always smoking crack and seeing hookers, they get Dark Gray Energy.
Me: Bro, why is Sebastian always smoking crack with hookers?

Bro: He has Dark Gray Energy.
by flavaflavclock October 22, 2025
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dark white guy

Any person who is normally dark is eaither : Mexican Native American or Asian but the word to describe a dark white guy is Quattro Polimith
"Hey Guys that a Mexican" no Matt its a Quattro Polimith" a dark white guy
by Quattro Polimith July 12, 2017
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dark-haired fem

A queer woman with dark hair who will look like an Angel but completely mess with your mind
She won’t stop falling for dark-haired fems even though it never ends well
by Queeeeeeeeeeer October 29, 2023
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Dark simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women, but using manipulative tactics in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
He's using his dead grandma as an excuse to get this girl's attention. He's a dark Simp.

I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.
by ThedutchTpro April 24, 2020
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DARK DOG ORGANIC

Dark Dog Organic offers refreshing energy drinks that will help you to achieve healthier lifestyle. Their entire product range with different flavors is certified by the USDA and verified by the Non-GMO Project and made from the best organic ingredients.
Dark Dog Organic has created the concept of healthy organic energy drinks especially for health-conscious individuals who are leading busy lifestyles. Their energy drinks are made from natural sources like organic Guarana, organic Yerba Mate, organic green tea, and coffee beans. The natural caffeine used in the drinks increase the mental clarity for a longer period of time. These energy drinks provide nutritional value to your body without compromising with the quality and taste.
by darkdogorganic123 December 17, 2018
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