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Dirty Insurgent

A sexual maneuver that simulates an insurgent kidnapping during climax.

When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.

If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"
Male Example: Yo I pulled off a "dirty insurgent" last night! Satin pillow cases work way better than the cotton ones.

Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!
by sandy_x December 13, 2012
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Dirty Moranchez

A term used to describe the act of taking your wife/girlfriend from behind and as she is begging for it harder and faster, you accidentally pull out too far and enter her anus rough and unexpectedly causing her to cry in excruciating pain then asking her if she is ok to continue so you can finish.
Last night I was banging the ole lady and things got a little out of control and I totally pulled a Dirty Moranchez her!
by RawDawg36 February 11, 2013
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Dirty Sham

A drink only found at McDonald's from a special request: Half Shamrock Shake and Half Chocolate. Very tasty. Originated in Wisconsin.
Person 1: Hey, where do you want to eat tonight?

Person 2: Let's hit up McDonald's and get some Dirty Shams.
by DasWxMan April 17, 2013
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Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.
"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."
by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013
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dirty bindi

When you are resting your balls in someone's mouth, backward, and you accidentally shart and a little bit of poo is left as a dot between the eyebrows.
"So, I was teabagging this bitch and accidentally farted. I gave that ho a dirty bindi!"
by TheReverend March 5, 2014
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Dirtfresh

DirtFresh mean you can be dirty.
you can be low.
and still be something.
people that dont have money and still can servive. people that were what they want and be who they want. and are proud of it. thats DirtFresh.
DirtFresh im going to do what the fu*k i want be who i want wear what i want

get free coffee cause i got no money for sh*t..
by Cat-Diezel November 8, 2013
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Dirty Rabbit Ear

During the winter months, when you take a dump on a fat chick's stomach and try to burry your dick into her naval (like a rabbit trying to burrow in a muddy hole). Your ejaculation simulates the melting of the snow, which allows the dirty rabbit (your shit covered cock) to then burrow in a dryer, more suitable burrow for the Spring (AKA the girl's ear canal). During the Spring burrowing process, you are giving the girl a dirty rabbit ear.
My girlfriend shrunk my favorite sweater so I gave her a dirty rabbit ear.
by Real. Big. BOOBS July 1, 2014
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