Moo-Cowed

To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.

I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.

by Ababababababa March 28, 2023

Cow

Asher's mom

Look there is a cow

by I'm a furry January 18, 2018

cow craze

The female equivalent to a circle jerk

Hey girl! Let’s go cow craze together!

by Nipfab April 14, 2025

Milked his cow

When one gives a guy a handjob

"Clio milked his cow after prom in Texas"

by brian6015 February 10, 2018

cow end

A cow end is a term used to describe somebody who looks or acts like back end of a cow. It can be used be students to describe their teachers after telling them to fuck off.

Fuck off you cow end.

by Zuko441 December 7, 2016

dutch cow

Common term used to by train crew to describe humans on the tracks at risk of getting hit.

Looks like some Dutch cows out on the tracks, did you want to slow down?

by Neconeco October 6, 2022

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

by Robinhos April 25, 2015