fortune cookie game

when the fortune is read, the words "in bed" are added to the end. this makes for extrememly amusing results.

"my friends and i love playing the fortune cookie game...once, i got a fortune that said 'don't panic...in bed.'"

by love me i'm a liberal March 19, 2007

Cookie Dough Butt

When your ass is itchy and uncomfortable a short time
after an insufficient ass wipe with toilet paper.

Man, I have to go back to the bathroom, I have cookie dough butt.

by Tony Yunker October 13, 2006

Red velvet cookie

A red guy who live at tower of sweet chaos, stabbed by a sister (pastry cookie) with a fork, loves chiffon

Person 1: yo, do u know red velvet cookie?

Person 2: yea, hes kinda hot tho

by ImDyingBcOfTakis December 6, 2021

Sloppy Cookie Contest

When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.

Bob was the last one to orgasm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.

by John W. April 23, 2006

Raw cookie dough

1.a delicious concoction of flour, brown sugar, butter, eggs, and chocolate chips.

2. A cure all for depressed women, followed only by chocolate and ice cream.

When Sally's man broke up with her, she curled up on the couch and put on Days of Our Lives. She teared up as she consumed 3 gallons of raw cookie dough straight out of the bowl. Then she had 18 pints of Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough flavored Ice cream. Now she is a fat ass bitch and she'll never get a man again. Then she died of salmonella poisoning.

by trajayjay July 31, 2013

golden cheese cookie

golden cheese cookie is the sexiest, most attractive cookie in that cookie game. she is so breedable pls rail me

“bro golden cheese cookie is wet to the core”

by cheesy girl March 12, 2022

You are a strange cookie

A phrase used to represent someone that is always saying odd things, or things out of context with the original topic of conversation. This is also a term used for really smart people who always share their knowledge about a specific topic, whether they were asked to or not.

When you ask someone to hit the button for your floor on the elevator and they say. I was 14 once. I remember it well, I got a bike for my birthday that year. You say to them, you are a strange cookie.

by Rain in the NW May 21, 2011