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Christian

He looks like a god! All girls fall in love with him! But he is a really lovely person. His family and his friends have the first place in his life.
Girls: "Oh my god it's Christian! He is so sexy! I want to be his girl!"
by lisi020501 January 4, 2017
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Christian Werner

Biggest Gym Rat
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron
Wow! Have you seen christian Werner's insta? He is a fruit cake
by benjamineck2231 December 19, 2022
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Christian

Christian is a very strong person. Super stubborn. Always thinks he is right. Hates when you hang up on him will easily block you and pretend he doesn’t care when he really does.

Will treat a girl like a princess - thinks he is Prince Charming. Christian is the type of guy that knows every word to a Disney song, but can fight a guy.
Christian is so hot he will show people he is a bad ass, but really he’s a baby that just wants to be cuddled.
by chicken_cow_chicken June 21, 2020
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Christian aitkens likes to let druggy homeless men fuck him under bridges, he's always walking around looking to let one have his way
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getting railed under the bridge by that dirty bum
by Arthursgirlboy February 9, 2024
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Christian

Christian is the dumbest autistic bitch ever. Doesn't know how to speak properly and never does any work.
Your such a Christian
by anonymous October 11, 2022
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Cuck Christian

A guy named Christian who proudly wears the crown of cuckoldry. He has a girlfriend—technically—but her bedroom is basically an Airbnb for other dudes while he sits in Discord, thanking her for the “growth experience.” Plays 16 hours of PC games daily, not because he loves gaming, but because it’s the only world where he has any control. Perpetually broke, emotionally wrecked, and somehow proud of “staying strong” through it all like a martyr no one asked for. His love language is humiliation. Perseveres not out of strength, but because he doesn’t know how to quit—or win.
Bro stop acting like a Cuck Christianjust because she lets other guys sleep over doesn’t mean it’s ‘character building.
by Sus000 July 6, 2025
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Christian

A boy whose nice, kind, funny, cute, and himself. Who could ask for more? He'll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don't need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He's been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have him to guide you.

But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him.
That christian is so amazing af!
by stephenwagner June 14, 2017
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