Brown Toad

A slang term for genital warts.

After my last one night stand, I caught the brown toad.

by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

brown squirt

When a male drops a load in the toilet while jerking off

Dude, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes! Finish your brown squirt and let's go!

by MRizzle December 19, 2013

hush browns

When you poop really quietly

"Hey did you even do anything in there?"
"Yeah I made hush browns"

by lellile April 1, 2015

Brown Lung

A lethal disease that develops from eating too much ass. The inside of the lungs becomes coated in a brown, shit like substance. There is no known cure.

Poor Andre. After years of eating his wife's ass, the brown lung finally caught up to him. His funeral is Saturday.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

Brown toasting

Having sex while having a stomach bug and losing your bowels upon then after reaching completion.

Man: "Let's have sex."
Woman: "Ewww no, you don't feel well, and I don't want you brown toasting me!"

by Mewcatgo August 11, 2015

brown toes

Where you shove (forcefully) your toes up a poor womans anus while sleeping

Jamil shoved his toes into a german prostitutes anus. Therefore getting brown toes

by Handyman 77 August 12, 2015

The Brown Pounder

A modern classic shot-style cocktail libation, created by the industry legend DBP of Hoxton Square. This drink comprises of equal parts bourbon and coffee liqueur and is finished by dropping the brownest pound coin in one's possession into the glass. The shot, as well as the coin are then ingested and a chant of DBP follows thereafter.

Got shitbagged on the Brown Pounders last night!

by The Brown Streaker July 13, 2016