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brandon pizzuto

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Brandon

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Brandon

A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.
Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?
by Loxastic October 19, 2024
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Brandon Shade

Brandon shade is a athletic freak dunking at the age of 13 stands at 5’10 and only in the 8th grade!
He has a big foot and as they say big feet equals big meat and any girl that wants it can get sum
Brandon Shade is a tall athletic guy
by Big meat B March 2, 2023
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brandon

the anal guy

brandon LOVES anal and makes all the gals happy with his giant dick
i really wish my boyfriend was like brandon
by edwardo the tickler May 30, 2023
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Brandon

The asshole at the lunch table to waddle over and steal your bagel.
Brandon just stole my bagel dude!
by DonutDealer April 22, 2022
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Brandon

The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.
Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"
by Theno2show May 8, 2023
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