West Hamming

Next level geezer who's doing outrageous gestures in public. typically associated with football hooliganism and green street members

That lads West Hamming

by MxttTheLad March 13, 2023

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velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker February 28, 2016

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chip ham

Beaten pussy, not smooth, rough, lose

Damn her pussy was so chip ham bro she been getting a lot lately.

by jAKETHeB0$$ December 21, 2016

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Ham Bap

A delicious ham bap with copious amounts of butter on that you buy in the City Arms Pub. They make everything so much better and cure even the worst of hangovers.

My wife just left me, the only thing that will make me feel better is a cheeky Ham Bap.

Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.

by R0bboCop September 21, 2022

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Ham Pamphlet

The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet

"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"

by wienerchicken September 14, 2011

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