The American Idol

The ideal sandwich maker who has great skill. Criteria includes: Ninjas who have a black belt with two purple stripes on it.
This requires time, skill, practice, and patience.

Carrie: I wish I was the new the american idol.
Shelby: so you wish you were like me?
Carrie: Yes...

by shelsbAy2 March 3, 2009

American face

Though Europeans who came to America meant something else by it, an American face, the face of the original Americans, is usually dark. A fair face is usually a European face, though it's called a European American, or an American now.

An American face looks different than what a lot of movies show, kind of like the face of would most likely look a lot different than what people see on stained glass in a church if Jesus had been a real person, and not a myth. Jesus would most likely have a darker face/skin/and hair if he was from the Middle East, and curlier hair, though anything is possible on what he looked like. There are some fair haired and fair skinned Jews.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

American Churro

When a dick is longer than a chode but maintains the same girth or thickness.

"Man did you hear about Caleb's American Churro?"

"Yeah, I heard all the Mexican bitches were ALL over that shit"

by shearainwater November 6, 2012

American plan

1)<noun>(in hotels) a system of paying a single daily rate that covers the room and all meals.

2 )<slang> used as a defying statement to say. I like american stuff so keep your foreign food away from me. ( usually said by a non adventurous person who order pb&j in an indian restaurant.

"Listen buddy im here on the american plan. I live on an american base, i eat in an american mess, i shop in an american px"

by Theamazinggeek May 8, 2018

american people

people from the hodge podge of states that is america

american people amirite

by qwertyuiopåäölkjhgfdsazxcvbnm March 4, 2021

american housewife

When you buy pre-made food instead of cooking it, and feeding it to your spouse.

Diana brought Panera for Josh- she pulled an american housewife.

by anabanananana March 1, 2016

american asshole

the asshole common amongst those living in anglo-centric cultures such as the U.S., the U.K. and Australia. this is a byproduct of these countries large consumption of toilet paper. coined “american asshole” because those guys are well, assholes!

jean-paul: and did you wet the paper?
henry: nah, but I washed my hands!
jean-paul: you have american asshole!

by Smeethy November 16, 2020