couch potato syndrome

When someone has been a couch potato all day and as a result is groggy, grumpy and anti-social.

1: "She just sits on the couch all day and watches tv, whenever I try to talk to her she's short and rude."

2: "sounds to me like she has couch potato syndrome"

by barbiegirl_wicky wicky January 4, 2011

sweet potato hitler

1. Donald Trump
2. President of the United States of America in 2017

Guess who has the most time on the news today!

Either Wolf Blizter or Sweet Potato Hitler

by Ciel Phantomhive August 26, 2018

mashed potato bowl

The greatest thing to ever happen to KFC.

Consists of a layer of mashed potatoes, corn, fried chicken bites, and cheese.

MOM: Okay, honey, what do you want for dinner?

ME: KFC mashed potato bowl.

DAD: Come on, can't we go out to eat for once??!

by Moyoya July 7, 2006

burnt sweet potato

A term Jacob Sartorius uses to roast people.

Jacob Sartorius: You look like a ''Burnt Sweet Potato''

by ChickenNuggetSlayer November 14, 2017

california potato chip

The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.

Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.

by Satan October 20, 2003

chewing the raw potato

Conversing/small talk with an extremely boring person

"What's up? "
"Just chewing the raw potato with this horrifically boring person"

by That really smart Phil guy August 8, 2016

little potato man

Jacksepticeye's friend in Papers Please

Hello, Little Potato Man, you're the one that always causes trouble.

by Weeping_Harmony October 4, 2017