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overbeating your eggs

When you’ve beaten your meat so much that your “Eggs” no longer produce anything. See also Shooting Blanks
Damn, fifth day of DDD? You must be overbeating your eggs.
by Loganruleslarge February 5, 2020
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Kinder Surprise Egg

When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
by DickRichards May 27, 2018
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Muddy duck eggs

A duck creates an egg so if "Muddy Duck" (the band) releases a single it is thier egg so instead of dropping an album they will be laying a dozen eggs. It is also a term used to describe their fans.
"Did you hear the new Muddy duck eggs"
Or
"Did you hear the new eggs muddy duck laid"
Or

Q ="Are you an egg?"
A = "Yeah I love Muddy Duck!"
by Ddddddidddddd August 10, 2019
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faking an Easter egg

I think my girl was faking an Easter egg last night.
by Ice_bank_mice_elf May 14, 2015
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felix's egg yoke

Hey boo,oh shit that guy looks like felix's egg yoke.
Yeah it does the ones that ass at dh right?
Yeah it does look like him,omg he got Phas!
Yeah boo his friend koby has to carry him tho.
Lol hes only level 3🤣
Calm down hes working on it
by iPadKidWithCheetos May 12, 2022
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Laid a nuclear egg

An eggy like fart that smell so overpowering that the stench makes people sick and can fill a whole room
Bro!? Omg it smells loud N eggy.
omg the stench is overpowering in this room “Who laid a nuclear egg” I think I’m going to vomit
whom ever did that needs to check their drawz on my mama
by Tyrantblizzard02 July 13, 2023
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egg mush special

the end result of over easy, or scrambled eggs gone horribly horribly wrong usually ends up in a yellow and brown mess that tastes delicious no matter how disgusting it looks. usually made after a long night of partying and got too lazy to flip right.
Eric : Bro My fuccin head is killing me i need some food

Jerome : Dude don't worry, Pdawg made some egg mush special

Eric : Damn it might go in the same way it comes out
by Tuckaa March 14, 2010
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