Hoover Special

The act of immediateley after fatally shooting a deer poking its eyeballs out with your dick.

After a long day of hunting with his grandfather, Mike finally shot his first deer, his grandpa then encouraged him to, "Give him the Hoover Special", but then warned him to avoid the horns.

by ***XConmanX*** August 3, 2009

Special Naked Kiss

To give someone Oral Sex

I gave Jake a special naked kiss and almost choked, his cock is so big.

I gave Jennifer a Special Naked Kiss and got her herpes on my lips.

by BambiGray January 25, 2008

saterday night special

The Saterday night special is a joint rolling technique in which you use 3 papers to produce a large either cylindrical or cone shaped Marijuana cigarette.

Yo son, I just rolled the fattest saterday night special, lets go toke it in the treehouse!

by Billy hall July 3, 2006

saturday night special

A liberal expression meaning an inexpensive handgun. (Of course, the REAL definition of an inexpensive handgun is CHEAP INSURANCE.)

Liberal politicians tell yuppie and soccer mom constituents that they will ban Saturday Night Specials, which makes the yuppies and soccer moms feel all warm and fuzzy.

Of course, banning inexpensive handguns deprives poor people of their most effective defense against Pachuco boys and other criminals.

Senaturd Kennedy wants to ban the Saturday Night Special.

by Cap'n Bullmoose January 26, 2007

blue light special

Used in reference to a member of law enforcement. Specifically when located in their vehicle.

Yo Jose!!! Put that shit out. Damn blue light special is right behind us yo!!

by Koby the Original August 15, 2006

Three Rice Special

A toilet bowl containing feces, urine, and semen. Commonly found in the military.

"Don't go into stall three, someone left a three rice special in there."

by TheDur May 8, 2019

Elton John Specials

This term refers to something that looks extremely queer. It can also be applied to something that exudes a sense of douchebaggery.

Fat kid: "Hey old man, don't you think my Ed Hardy pants are tight!!!"

Old man: "What are you talking about?"

Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."

Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"

by crowbardog April 25, 2010