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Noah

Noah is a piece of shit and a dumbass that gets no bitches. Noah will also commonly cause people to dry heave.
Person: oh look there’s Noah!
Literally everyone: *gags*
by #1NoahHater October 15, 2025
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Noah

Nicole: Noah is someone who is a incredibly smart geezer. Someone everyone would love and someone who would make everyone cry when he leaves. The best gezeer and the most beloved gezzer
Adrian: A Noah is a chill, matured basturd. Too kind to others and a good teacher in maths. Not the most sthletic guy I,ve ever seen tho
Sam:Noah is the hottest geezer and he´s too hot to handle
Guille: Noah is the biggest gezeer person in this world but we all love Noah and we are going to miss that idiotic face. If you are reading this, i'm playing flash mode right now in youre rooom. Oh I almoust forgot(FUCK YOUU!!).
by Guille gezeer November 23, 2021
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Noah

Noah is the type of person that just radiates massive dick energy. Noah's have a dong length MINIMUM of 12 inches. If you know a Noah, consider yourself lucky.
Girl: "Oh my God. Noah tore it up last night with his huge dick!"
by @korean_dictator on insta April 27, 2020
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Noah

The most infuriating person you will ever meet but has a heart of gold and will always worry about others before himself. Truly selfless but needs to be reminded to care about himself too. He is great in bed and honestly the best guy you will ever meet. A true hidden gem.
Omg did you see Noah? He’s so amazing.
by kbabys August 7, 2022
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Noah

(I wrote another one somewhere if your looking for it it was more heartfelt but I can't find it)
oofs, man, Noah rejected me again. I think it's like the sixth time or something
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Noah Tewolde

an abosolute crackhaed. he dum. he stoopid. he most annoying person in world
bruh. Noah Tewolde is so stoopid
by sfhbuwdssss November 3, 2020
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