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Gamer’s Paradox

The belief that everyone on your team (in any game) sucks but you. Most gamers believe this. The paradox comes in when 2 players on the same team have this belief. Both cannot be true at the same time. Hence the paradox. Very prevalent in games with toxic communities.
Gamer 1: Dude my whole team sucks but me.

Gamer 2: Yo me too. Wait we’re on the same team…

Gamer 3: It’s the gamer’s paradox.
by Fredman14 December 29, 2021
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Gamer

A gamer is generally a person with a large, non athletic body, who mostly endulges in the field of online entertainment through services privately owned and operated for such an individual. A gamer may not spend more than 3 days away from any electronic device without risking catastrophic damage to their mental health, and their age can range anywhere from a toddler and up.

Some gamers are popular, and make a living from sitting on their ass and entertaining themselves, thus entertaining others when footage of said ass sitting self entertainment is published on any popular video hosting website.

Gamers became common in the late 1970s, along with the newly popular home gaming systems that were recently launched. These systems are considered archaic nowadays, and these people are known as the Godfathers of the gamer culture.

Around the 1990s, online gaming became popular, influencing many to make large investments into expensive equipment to play for games that they could easily pay to own on a home console. It must be mentioned that a gamer has generally low mental capabilities outside of holding a controller and/or pressing buttons on what is known as a keyboard.

As of now, there are several million gamers on the planet, and they pose an enormous risk to society. If left to their own devices, they could easily overthrow our leaders and assume direct control.
"Did you hear this bitch-ass mo'fucka? Fuckin' brain dead, dawg." - Modern Gamer
by RhapsodyURBAN July 2, 2022
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Blob the Gamer

Person 1 "Hey have you heard of Blob the Gamer"
Person 2 "Yeah he's an idiot"
by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021
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gamer

a gamer is a person who plays games
by N . P . T February 21, 2020
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Gamer

People who play Video Games. Gamers are often extremely racist, xenophobic, transphobic, and homophobic.
Yeah bro did you see kyle the other day? The dude's a total gamer, probably in the KKK
by paqors December 16, 2020
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vampire gamer

Pros: Gamer of the night, extremely charming.

Cons: Kills relationships, sleeps during the day
1: I can’t stop staying up all night and playing video games.

2: I love you but if you keep this up you’ll be a forever vampire gamer
by The Shady Tree June 8, 2019
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DB gamer

he is a gamer and a youtuber and his name is daan banaan
'DB gamer has posted a new video.'
by fangirl001 September 12, 2022
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