2 Unit

In fire department terminology, the department firefighters

are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. 1 unit, 2 unit, and 3 unit rotating continually. 2 unit is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.

That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on 2 unit!

Look what 2 unit did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!

I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on 2 unit!

by S Pedasso August 28, 2019

2 D.D

Some one with a two dimensional dick

my friend the told me he had a 2 D.D.

by Im a MADCAD November 27, 2018

March 2

This is the day all the cutest people were born
And all the slags are born

Friend: she’s so cute
Other friend: she’s born in March 2

by Hahahahaloser45678 May 29, 2022

april 2

april 2 is deez nuts day.where you tell your friend a deez nuts joke .

jake : it's april 2 . you know what that means

mary : oh god

jake : deez nu-

by deez cokes July 5, 2021

Homestead 2

A residence tower that is filled with incredible, and beautiful people. Energetic, smart, and thoroughly enjoy a good night of classy attire and drinking. Many different personalities, but believe that their tower is home.

Motto: Homestead is home.

The people from Homestead 2 are pretty crazy on the weekend.

by Homestead2 March 31, 2012

2 pager

a 2 page text message (exeeding 160 words)

dude i just wrote a fat 2 pager explaining to my girlfriend why i couldnt go to the dance last night. hopefully shes not pissed

by poway high school May 23, 2009

2$276

another word for why

2$276 did ur mum try to fuck me while i was sleeping last night bestie?

by milf_lover123 June 8, 2021