Bill : Ima do whatever I want to night ima fuck you and make you say “ daddy “
Martha : no!
Bill : But it’s December 2 I can do whatever I want
Martha : no!
Bill : But it’s December 2 I can do whatever I want
by The days of the month November 30, 2019

Tiny top hat day
Requirements : 1 Must eat at least one piece of candy 2 Wear a smaller version of a top hat 3 Treat your self with breakfast,lunch,(etc) if you read this part than you are required to participate
Requirements : 1 Must eat at least one piece of candy 2 Wear a smaller version of a top hat 3 Treat your self with breakfast,lunch,(etc) if you read this part than you are required to participate
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dude i just wrote a fat 2 pager explaining to my girlfriend why i couldnt go to the dance last night. hopefully shes not pissed
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