E-Dick

Unsolicited or Solicited Dick Pics. E-dick is Ethernet Dick. Most e-girls might have gotten some edick.
by Sam1d September 12, 2020
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Defensive Dick

The ability to block and defend against gay mens offensive dick.
"Today I used my defensive dick to block Gary's offensive dick."
by Dino Marcockass March 06, 2018
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Quinn dick

To have a small or petite penis but still sport average testicles
When he took his panties off his Quinn dick was barely noticeable in the large barely trimmed bush
by December 09, 2022
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Dick Glide

Oh, hunny! I can't go to church without my Dick Glide!! (AKA DG)
by Katey Kayne June 12, 2011
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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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Do Dicks

Kayle, Kelsey, Lina, Tori
by Lee Lucius January 31, 2016
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Mal, Dick and Jerry

You cannot just choose friends just like Mal, Dick and Jerry you have to careful of who you want to be friends with.
by I'm a dick head March 08, 2021
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