your mom

The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe

Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats October 2, 2022

Your mom

A she beast of a human who eats the souls of innocent little kids

Hello perso your mom

by Hdjssssss September 20, 2019

National send your boyfriend a sexy picture day

Everyday you should send your boyfriend at least one sexy picture of yourself just to remind him of how sexy you are

Boyfriend: says to girlfriend hey it national send a sexy picture to your boyfriend day

Girlfriend: oh ok send a sexy picture to

boyfriend

National send your boyfriend a sexy picture day

by National reoccurring days July 14, 2025

National fuck your boyfriend week

National fuck your boyfriend everyday week is in the last two weeks of July!

Damn baby it's the national fuck your boyfriend week.. let's jiggy!

by nexusdube July 22, 2022

Fuck your kids

You are not my own words. My words didn't bleed off the page and amalgamate into some kind of magic spector. You are doing that and I'm going to murder as many kids as possible if you do not pay both for doing this and the AI to which I contributed (cardinally and substantially)

Hym "And again, fuck your kids. This is why they keep getting fucked like that. That's you. You're a piece of shit and you're harvesting incels as fuel to subsidize your worthless lives. It ain't 'my words' doing that. It's someone who is actively trying to sacrifice SOMEONE ELSE'S KIDS in the name of their own."

by Hym Iam May 14, 2025

Check your dipstick

When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.

Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.

by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018

Getting your Beyoncé on

Jamming out to Beyoncé

george was getting his Beyoncé on
Dude your getting your Beyoncé on

by Lolololilololololi December 5, 2014