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by mewsem October 23, 2022

Kick Your Wife Day

this is for you, Grace.

Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!

by coronaverus May 7, 2020

Color Your Night

The greatest song to every exist in the history of music, goes so hard it made a guy turn into a wall

Bro: "Hey man, have you heard of color your night?"
Me: "ANOTHER WANDER IN THE NIGHT, LET ME PAINT THE VIEW, COLOR THE TOWN WITH MY LIGHT, FOR EVERY MOMENT SHARED WITH YOU"

by cornlandian_fool June 21, 2024

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021

Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

On January 6th you must give your girlfriend a hoodie. It doesn’t matter how long you have been together just give her a hoodie.

Today’s give your girlfriend a hoodie day isn’t yet
Yea it is

by Midnightsky123 January 3, 2021

Grab your girlfriend's titties day

On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day

If you are a man in a relationship then "grab your girlfriend's titties day" Is for you

by Thrustmaster420 July 17, 2021

National slap your classmate day

March 2

Yay it's National slap your classmate day

by Scrvvjawdcrghbikm March 2, 2022