How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.

Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."

by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016

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Get the How old is your newspaper?mug.

Your mom

.fat

.Your mom is fat and that's just the truth of it, buster

by Gurd Tothhood October 6, 2020

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Get the Your mommug.

Your blood is worth boiling.

You are a generous person.

Thank you for bring me that wonderful gift.
Your blood is worth boiling.

by 2sox January 7, 2011

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Get the Your blood is worth boiling.mug.

Your momas mouth

Where you talk

Don't let that that slip from your momas mouth

by Cnote the crow November 18, 2021

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Get the Your momas mouthmug.

National punch the oldest person on your class

Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)

Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬

by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019

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