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Get the Bag-ass mug.Brett: Listen, JJ. You're assing way too hard right now.
JJ: Why thank you, Brett.
Brett: I didn't mean the good way. You're being an ass right now. Fuck off.
JJ: Why thank you, Brett.
Brett: I didn't mean the good way. You're being an ass right now. Fuck off.
by Big Saxy July 26, 2017
Get the Ass mug.All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).
PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024
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You did…
A response did you get?
Showing all the love for you?
No…
Wonder why?
You can cry…
That isn’t going to change where his love goes…
Talk to him…
You tried to do…
How did that go for you?
He walked away, right?
Yet, you still think…
This dream of yours he wants…
He has a dream…
You… aren’t in it…
You did…
A response did you get?
Showing all the love for you?
No…
Wonder why?
You can cry…
That isn’t going to change where his love goes…
Talk to him…
You tried to do…
How did that go for you?
He walked away, right?
Yet, you still think…
This dream of yours he wants…
He has a dream…
You… aren’t in it…
by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 November 16, 2023
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Get the Angry Ass mug.On December 4th its national slap ass day . Boys can slap and grip a girls ass next time they see each other
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