Tickle my bongo

Beating your meat, jerking off, skinning your carrot, tugging your slug, masturbate

Alright, I’m calling it a night, I’m gonna go tickle my bongo.

by McStrokin May 28, 2022

Wet my dry

When you need a beer because you're parched

Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"

by Kaylee1992 May 28, 2022

Flip my blizzard

When a girl is doing a handstand and you cum inside her and she holds the cum in while standing upright.

Johnny asked me if he could flip my blizzard but I can’t do a handstand.

by Possole26 May 28, 2022

My Bitch

This is a term commonly used by someone started with “A” and ending in “maya”, it normally means they have a phat crush on you or they rate you a 4, no in between

Girl - “your my bitch bc I rate you a 4”
Boy - “fuck you”

by Not poal lee May 30, 2022

My Con con x

Funny but annoying , Immature but bossy , calm but angry .. you're everything that makes me happy in one , your the reason i laugh loud and the strength i need when i feel down . I love all your flaws like the fact you ash on the side - so annoying and fact when your on one soneone gets terrod but for sone reason i end up laighing with you aswell as trying to stop you . Just keep being you , my chicken nugget made from ducks xx

My con con x

by Iloveyoucs May 30, 2022

My Ass!

When you don't believe anything anyone has said/did

OR it can mean as a joke.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Person1: I say that the computer failed.

Person2: Failed my ass!

EXAMPLE TWO:

Person1: Why didn't you sit at the car?

Person2: Because my ass said so.

by Dxrky May 31, 2022

Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.

"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"

by captaintumeke May 31, 2022