School is an insane time-waster, the place where mediocrity reigns supreme. If you aren't as smart as the the others, school tells you you're an idiot and forces you to learn the material at their pace - even if you can't keep up. They also lower your grades, which will cause everyone - your own family included - to be ashamed of you. However, if you are smarter and learn faster, school will still force you to learn at their pace, making what seems to be normal to anyone else unbearably slow for you, repeating 1+1=2 for months. Not only that, but the way of education kills creativity, one of the defining traits of the highly-intelligent. If that wasn't enough, for some reason, the average student tends to hate the smart, bully them and laugh at them at any opportunity. Appearently, 6.5 hours a day at school isn't enough, so you also have to do homework, extra work that you must do at home, no matter how many better things to do you have (ie; anything). Fun fact - homework is the only legal form of torture, and it is distributed to children daily.
in conclusion, school is where the slow are shamed and the fast are whipped to mediocrity. If you are an average intellect masochist that doesn't mind not having a life, school's the place for you. In any other case, school is purgatory. The good news is that you have to go to school "only" every day for 12 years, enough to drive anyone insane. Seriously, this is not a definition. This is a cry for help.
in conclusion, school is where the slow are shamed and the fast are whipped to mediocrity. If you are an average intellect masochist that doesn't mind not having a life, school's the place for you. In any other case, school is purgatory. The good news is that you have to go to school "only" every day for 12 years, enough to drive anyone insane. Seriously, this is not a definition. This is a cry for help.
by Bubblebody November 1, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. His name is Xav. Typically someone who engages in “console wars” and then demands their opinion is the only one that matters.
by Pierre LaCosta August 9, 2024
Get the High school bitchmug. Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!
by Fuuuuk off November 3, 2019
Get the Miss school Mondaymug. a shit middle school from year5-year8 which doesnt make sense. also says that theyre diverse but its full of ugly pale discharge shits<3 but anyways poc people that go to ferndown middle ur lowkey hot so shoutout to u!!! dont go there because theyre shit. they dont let you use phones in school and the headteacher is …
by juicestputhay May 6, 2022
Get the ferndown middle schoolmug. School
A concentration camp created to eliminate all joy and creativity in the lives of children. Other purposes: eliminate free time, relaxation, and brains. As a result you become a slave of the work force .
A concentration camp created to eliminate all joy and creativity in the lives of children. Other purposes: eliminate free time, relaxation, and brains. As a result you become a slave of the work force .
by life is a joke September 16, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. 
Get the schoolmug. This school is honestly autism in a nutshell. You have the boarders noncing on the younger girls because they have social anxiety talking to girls their age. Most of teachers look like nonces, mr Eastwood is probably dead, miss Wakefield was in a rather questionable video published online, mr macken cries when he can't control a class. The year 7s give me brain damage and make me want to catapult them to Narnia. I have to eat my lunches with a knife with no fork. Dodgy dealings happen in folean centre and the stone blocks toilets. You have people wanking onto each others pillows and the toilet lids and shit smeared all over the floor. People who go other schools call it "poshy oshy" meanwhile if they went here for a day they would consider therapy. Most of the day boys aren't even meant to be in this shithole and wish they could move somewhere else. If you are picking this school for one of your options, please consider not communicating with anyone that looks like a melt. if you like this school please reconsider your actions you fuckin neek. we get people inside the school so that we earn money from the government, they usually last a week or get knocked out by being too cocky. xoxo
Yours faithfully,
shush
Yours faithfully,
shush
year 6 - "I want to go to old Swinford hospital school, I am going to consider shooting myself in 5 years time!"
by Bishrul Matisha February 25, 2024
Get the Old Swinford Hospital schoolmug.