your zeppelin

band you were raised on from a young age that you still love :) in reference to user oftheholy_

what band is your zeppelin?

by babyruth69 December 31, 2020

National Fuck Your Friend Day

On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!

Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”

John: “What is that?”

Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”

John: “Oh no.”

by NicePerson200 August 10, 2022

National Kiss Your GF Day

A day to kiss your gf. Pretty self explanatory.

Yo I'm gonna kiss you cuz it's National Kiss Your GF Day

by Fnfslaysfrfr May 23, 2025

Your mum

Something indescribable with words, only with your eyes. Your eyes aren't capable of capturing the pure mass of your mother. The absolute planet of a woman. Usually used to insult someone and hurt them mentally. No one can recover from "your mum" especially if she sat on you.

Girl: you smell bad
Boy:your mum

by I'm funny.png March 19, 2021

mute your screen

To turn off your screen, commonly used as an instruction from trolls.

"You're so bad at the game, just mute your screen."

by TenBaylor June 7, 2022

writing in your journal

a substitution for the word masturbation so you can talk about it in polite company without arousing suspicion.

Writing in your journal is a very stress relieving activity.
I need some private time to write in my journal.
I like it when my girlfriend comes over because we can write in each other's journal.

by journal-writer86 November 18, 2011

Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019