Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.
"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
by norambuena April 14, 2023
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Get the 3 fingers up mug.Hym "Nah bitch... I do not need to grow up. Me growing up has nothing to do with me being adequately compensated for services rendered, your status being elevated arbitrarily, or others being promoted preferentially. And that's what I'm talking about here. Those three things. Me doing things other than what I'm currently doing has nothing to do with any of that. YOU go work in the factory bitch. Older women than you already there. They love me (as long as I'm on Adderall).
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Get the 3 Fingers Up mug.Central Michigan University saying said anytime someone sees another wearing CMU Gear. Often used in tandem with "Fire Up Chips". Often times it is used by students in Wayside or Okellies when they are trashed to the point of no return.
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Get the yurted-up mug.Today is april 19 which means its break up with your gf day! walk up to her and say my heart was full with your love but now its filled with coke and gin
HEy. Hey i think we need to break up i like coke and gin more than u it mean i dont want u and i want to move on
Tell your gf u wanna break up means u dont love her lol
Tell your gf u wanna break up means u dont love her lol
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