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Shit your pants in class day

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st
Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!
by elfiefaeboi January 15, 2024
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You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again
"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"
by Bovlin January 10, 2024
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Close your legs arguments

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .
You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .
by Euthyphrodilemma July 24, 2022
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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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Your mom

I like your mom :)
Wow I really like your mom!!!
by Idoweed January 12, 2022
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out your noggin.

1.)fucked up; or out
of your mind. on a high.

2.)retarded or mentally ill;
for thinking so high of your self;
or a insignificant otherr; or
says or does something completely gayy!
caitlin: megan im taking a shitt right now.

megan: you must be out your noggin to think i care and for telling me that!

caitlin: sorry.

megan: ....

caitlin your out your noggin.
by somee kidd August 12, 2008
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Your mom

Considered a planet for her sheer size and weight
by Guitar amp May 9, 2021
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