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I'll respect your choice and not make you do that

You aren't protecting women. Is that what KENDRA said happened or is that YOU? Did I make her do anything she didn't want to do or did SHE make ME do something I didn't want to do? I didn't TRY. If I would have TRIED, I WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED. She would have been powerless to stop me. YOU didn't even TRY to stop me. So, you COULDN'T stop me from succeeding THERE so now you want to stop me from succeeding NOW. BUT YOU WILL FAIL because I CONTROL WHAT CONSTITUTES SUCCESS. You aren't defending women's choices. You didn't protect Kendra. Is that why she was modeling T-shirts for me and going to brunch and texting me? Because she was just under SO MUCH existential threat the she needs you to come in AFTER THE FACT and stand up for her right to fuck a retard with a fat cock instead of me? Is that's what's happening? You're not stopping any rapes or murders and YOU WILL NEVER do anything to stop ANY rapes or murders. I don't have to respect anything I don't respect and this is where you unironcally insert Uno reverse something-something non-sequitur, right? What did SHE say there? Instead of white knight-ing you're white monday morning quarterbacking. I got a billion dollars to a bucket of dog shit some of them would LET ME make them DO ANYTHING you fucking clown.
Hym "Yeah, not I'm not ever going to say 'I'll respect your choice and not make you do that.' I'll say THAT when you respect someones choice to hire or fire on the basis of race you fucking bagel. She is wrong. I am right. You aren't protecting anyone from evil misogynist. You're deluding yourself with your pretend-play morality that SOMEHOW always ends up with you being the morally superior one. Not that I don't respect the lack of humility. Your empathy is nothing more than a combination selective apathy and pity. You aren't enforcing respect for women, you're instigating disrespect for them. If you have any role in making men respect women, anyone with half a brain in their skull if just going to refuse to do it. That was a somber day for you all the other day, wasn't it? What's that all about? But hey, I'm a huge fan! Do one about that second Full Force Self-Immolation guy. Russell was going to do it but he pivoted to something else I'm curious about that one."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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Shake your Oakley

A boy who shakes his fat gyat
Come on baddies, shake your Oakley
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i’ll hang your curtains

wanna come over later?

to do what?
i’ll hang your curtains

what’s that

we can get freaky
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On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.
Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
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Your Mom

This word is slang for reversing an insulative interaction with other people. Also known and written as " ur mom " in texting platforms. This also can refer to sexual aggression meanings , when they say Your Mom , they are usually trying to roast you , also , you can reverse this by "no u"
Dmitar : Are there any plans we shall commit on the following weekend ?

Mijo : Except doing your mom , no .

Konstantin : Please proceed to answer this question , what is your responsibility as a student ?
Rude Creature ( student ) : The same as your mom.
Konstantin : *pulls out musket*
by FormerStalingrad May 6, 2024
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NATIONAL NUT ON YOUR GIRLS FACE DAY

THIS IS THE DAY YOU NUT ALL OVER YOUR GIRLS FACE AND SHE CANT CONPLAIN!
yo wassup bro did you know NATIONAL NUT ON YOUR GIRLS FACE DAY . THIS IS THE DAY YOU NUT ALL OVER YOUR GIRLS FACE AND SHE CANT CONPLAIN!
by joeblow xfart May 6, 2024
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Harvard declined your call

Harvard declined your call or missed call from Harvard basically means that your dumb and have no brain cells at all. When someone says this to you, it means you said something so confident thinking it was true or right but in reality it was dumb and pointless.
“Why did Elon musk buy twitter if it was free on the App Store”?
Me: “Harvard declined your call
by Cwermsigh May 8, 2024
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