Walk my cat

An excuse used when you don’t want to tell someone something.

Person 1: stop stalling and tell me
Person 2: Oh um, I have to go walk my cat bye

by your roblox girlfriend January 26, 2019

Breaking my high

When someone is annoying you while your high (marijuana) . Like your Mom & Grandma

Yo my Grandma was breaking my high yesterday

by Honeymoney* June 16, 2018

Stamped my pants

The moment when you have to poop so bad that the poop pushes out, stamping the undergarment, and retracts.

I need to get to a bathroom soon, I just stamped my pants!

by Pantstamper November 19, 2025

brutes my toots

Brutal
(bur-ou-tal)

that's fucking brutal
~
brutes my toots!

by Vocab Godde$$ November 24, 2010

End up with Cucumber on my face

If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.

When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

Adri my love

An amazing human being that is perfect!

Look everyone, it's Adri my love!

by Jxydes April 30, 2022

My little angel

I am beyond blessed to have such an special sister, i’ll do anything for her but dont ever wanna see her hurt, She is everything I could ask for, seeing her happy makes my soul happy, so please take care of yourself and be safe.. But what is important is that it’s time to party!!! and make your birthday enjoyable, so eat less of cake and coffee, dates and dance with your cats and sing with the sun and walk with the cars beside the beach, I wish we get to watch endless movies together:( but most importantly I hope your day will be fantastic, and amen that the year ahead gets better.. I’m sending you all my love, thank you for being the kindest human being ever, and I’ll never get over how gorgeous you are wifey mashallah.. everything in you is just so pure.. I wanna give you the biggest hug ever!!!! Try to enjoy your day in the hospital love, I love you more than you know, and everything💜💜💜💜..

My little angel birthday

by Avy9 February 23, 2021