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Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.
person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf
by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011
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square root of sweet fuck all

1: I've got about the square root of sweet fuck all beer in this place.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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fuck her right in her pussy

What old people say to act cool
Me: pop i got new girlfriend

Pop: Fuck her right in her pussy

Now that youvw read that, go back to meatspin.com
by Sydson June 23, 2014
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fuck her like a porn star

I girl you find physically attractive, but you want no relationship with what so ever. To have sex with and nothing more.
Guy 1: "So how'd you like her?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she seemed nice and all but with a body like that I'd rather just fuck her like a porn star and go our separate ways."
by Vazh May 23, 2007
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fuck me up fam

Trademark by LIVER
lets get sauced, lets fuck shit up, fuck it, fugg me up, fak ya, turnt, savage season and sav szn, ruthless randy, IDGAF, sauced, lets get cocked,
by LIVER RYA February 27, 2017
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fucked 3 ways towards the sun

saying that someone is crazy/mad in too many ways to count.
but with no diagnosed illness. they just appear very strange.

saying that there are too many things extremely wrong with someone to even begin to start to describe them. used when referring to mental-wrongs not physical or situational.
you need to watch out for that girl, lydia.
she is fucked 3 ways towards the sun!

(also used in the film "wedding crashers" when vince vaugn is reffering to a bonkers female character who wont leave him alone)
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Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego

Some days, some chicks just like to fuck with your teleprompter.
V.C.: I'm Veronica Corningstone

R.B.: And I'm Ron Burgundy-- go fuck yourself, San Diego.
by TheRandomPorker_ding November 6, 2011
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