fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon

" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

oh my heckin' god

an exclamation that can be used in many circumstances. it is a less profane version of "oh my fuckin god" and more positive. it can be used when something is funny, surprising, or maybe dumb.

Peppa: George, we won the lottery!
George: OH MY HECKIN' GOD

George: oops i've spilt your tea
Peppa: ugh oh my heckin god ur cancelled

Peppa: OH MY HECKIN GOD ! GEORGE LOOK AT THIS MEME i'm laughing so hard
George: HAHAHA OH MY HECKIN GOD

by hecking September 15, 2018

eat my nose

When someone says "eat my nose" they want you to makeout with them because it would be weird saying "eat my lips" or if your basic say "let's makeout"

"Dude Savannah said she was going to eat my nose last night at the party."

by Gatsby82747283 September 27, 2017

my baby

Your boyfriend or girlfriend, something you can use if you don't want to mention his/her actual name.

"You're my baby," for example, means you're my boyfriend/girlfriend and another is for if you were to say "my boyfriend" without getting names involved.

by gamers are amazing October 19, 2021

shittle my skittle

An expression used to convey amusement, lack of interest, or contempt in a conversation. Particularly if the speaker and/or recipient of the expression has done something to merit the use of the term.

"Hey James, you remember frat party we went to last night?"
"Yoo, I swear Gavin that party was awesome! By the way, what happened to that baddie you were talking to?"
"Bro, she literally asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her and her best friend. I wasn't about to turn that down, ya know what I'm saying?"
"Well shittle my skittle, if I didn't go to that other girl's dorm, I could've joined you and we could've been tunnel brothers."

"Yoo Gavin, why is the teacher so annoying?"
"I don't know James, I honestly can't wait to be don-"
"Are you talking in my class?"
"WELL SHITTLE MY SKITTLE, HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO COMMUNICATE?! USING SIGN LANGUAGE?!" *Flips off teacher*

by A_nonspicy_pickel March 15, 2023

dragging my nuts

What DMV music artists say in there music to say they have superiority over there opponents

Dre:” Aye u heard Trell talking crazy on Fifty live last night?”
Quan: “Moe I’m dragging my nuts on they ass they ain’t on shxt”

by Unknown( October 4, 2023

That's Going Straight In My Basket

An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process

John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"

by twotowers202020 April 28, 2023