i wanna fuck you maria

text u ain't ever gonna send

1: i wanna fuck you maria
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol

by comfybat September 6, 2020

Fuck ass bob

A degenerate thing Americans say so they feel important and relevant.

This one time I said fuck ass bob out loud and this guy was like wow I think we should get married.

by Hanyan September 8, 2023

fuck me written on her forehead

Usually a female who really wants a guy right then and there.

She'll screw anybody.She has fuck me written on her forehead.

by CYBOR KONG December 28, 2005

Laughing my fucking ass off

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012

Netflix and "Fuck you" Chill

It's like the same thing as Netflix and Chill but, it's said differently so no one gets confused with Netflix and Chill, meaning to watch Netflix and chilling with your friend.

Guy: Hey babe, you want to Netflix and "Fuck you" Chill?
Girl: Yeah sure, be sure you have the condoms.
Guy: Yeah ok, I'll see you later!
Girl: See you then!

by VideogamemasterN May 6, 2016

fucking saber-tooth tiger

1) N. a woman who is 40 years or more older than her sex partner/ husband/ boyfriend/ girlfriend

2) N. a "cougar" to the EXTREME

1) Harold and Maude (1971 film): Maude is 79, she developed a sexual relationship with Harold who is 19. She's a fucking saber-tooth tiger.

by -Highschooler January 29, 2010

Do whatever the fuck you want

1. Used by someone who doesn't want anything to do with the idea being proposed.
2. Used during argument between couples in a half-threatening manner to imply that if you do do it there will be consequences.

1. "Do whatever the fuck you want, your plan sucks anyways."

2. "Tim sold his bike because he bought it without the approval of his wife, apparently "Do whatever the fuck you want" doesn't mean what he thought."

by Tim_ May 17, 2009