by DaCuteRaccoon February 6, 2022

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.
Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.
by derandunimo March 12, 2011

by One5ve February 10, 2024

Did you take your car to a dirt wash?
No, it just shit rain on my car yesterday.
Honey, you should clean the windows outside.
Naw, it's fine. You can barely see the dirt.
Ok, just wait until it shit rains on the windows.
No, it just shit rain on my car yesterday.
Honey, you should clean the windows outside.
Naw, it's fine. You can barely see the dirt.
Ok, just wait until it shit rains on the windows.
by sdklegend June 6, 2015

Erin "so how was the party at Neil's last night?"
Jackie "it was a total shit show. Only 6 other people showed up and there were two snacks"
Jackie "it was a total shit show. Only 6 other people showed up and there were two snacks"
by :(:am i ok:(: July 28, 2018

by Mudslinger69 February 24, 2019
