National make out with your friend day

On April 21st you must take time out of your day and reach out to a friend. When you and your friend get time together you must both make out or it brings bad luck for the next week.

James - “Hey it’s April 21st”
Avery - “What’s so special about April 21st”
James - “It’s national make out with your friend day”
Avery - “YES! Come to my place”

by RickByrd2027 April 21, 2024

Don't get your charging cables all wound up

Don't get too worked up over this inconsequential thing. It's similar to "don't get your panties in a bunch, but much more relevant today"

Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.

by Curious Curls April 22, 2024

Youre getting it tonight

Youre getting dick in your ass. Thats it.

Person 1: "I didn't finish my part of the project last night"
Person 2: "Youre getting it tonight."

by mrcousineaudiddiler April 23, 2024

Your definition will be reviewed soon

It's a lie. More like 3 months to never!

Your definition will be reviewed soon TM! (Secretly means late to never!).

by Cooldex April 24, 2024

Spend time with your brother day

Spend time with your brother day on april 24th

Brother 1: Hey! Today is Spend time with your brother day. Brother 2:Let's hang out!

by scxxurge April 24, 2024

Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

National say yes to everything your bf say day

April 25th. a day where your girl friend and or female friend has to say yes to anything you ask and they cannot say no. If they do they have to do whatever favor you ask of them

National say yes to everything your bf say day

by Like.putthatshiton April 25, 2024