don't get me fucking twisted

Don't play games with me. Don't get me confused.

Don't get me fucking twisted by making indirect statements about me, like you won't get fucked up.

by Drea B. September 12, 2013

National Fuck Your Bf day

national Fuck Your Bf day is September 20th this is a day to show ur boyfriend how much you love him and to have fun

so glad tomorrow is national Fuck Your Bf day man I've been holding off from jacking it just for this

by Lambje July 19, 2021

national fuck your crush day

on national fuck your crush day you fuck your crush, nationally

well tomorrow is national fuck your crush day she say while taking off her clothes, that was the day i lost my virginity

by totallynotsomekidwhoishot October 16, 2019

Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...

Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!

by The Wild Child January 4, 2008

national fuck your mom day

national fuck your mom day is may 1st.

hey did you know it’s national fuck your mom day today?

by amanda@ April 18, 2020

Well fuck me in the ass, right?

'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.

Rach: my texting got turned off..

Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?

by fwinggg brasss October 7, 2010

i wanna fuck you maria

text u ain't ever gonna send

1: i wanna fuck you maria
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol

by comfybat September 6, 2020