Count your randi's

Another term for 'Count your blessings' coz Randi is an absolute blessing
stop being ungrateful bro, count your randi's and be thankful
by CoccyMilker November 24, 2020
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A really strong stran of marijuana that will put you on your butt after 1 hit
Christian McClellan took too much off the grass that will put you on your ass.
by Cpuff the whiter June 03, 2019
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make your own candle shop

One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.
Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop
by #bts_army_purple January 05, 2021
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Im..not..your..mother

Thats literally me- me from tiktok, hello btw
Im..not..your..mother is annoying (idk-)
by Im..not..your..mother July 20, 2021
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𝐎𝐧 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝟐𝟕𝐭𝐡, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤.
by Bofa Deez Nutz April 25, 2022
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