VP Wash

When you only wash one hand, after using the bathroom.

Did you see that guy VP wash after taking a piss?

by MikeHendo13 March 14, 2026

Scouse wash

Not having a proper shower or wash, instead using something like Lynx Africa to cover their stench. ‘Scouse’ being a reference to people from Liverpool, the joke being that they’re dirty.

“I had a Scouse wash at Glastonbury festival.”

by Idgaf2025 March 1, 2025

Car wash

When 3 girls give a blow job at the same time. One on each side and one at the head, sucking and licking simultaneously until they ejaculate.

At the party, Dennis received a car wash from Jen, Pam and Kay, on the couch next to the dance floor.

by JenB401 March 17, 2025

Marley washburn

Some would say simply he’s hung like a horse, everyone wants to be him he’s the best looking man God created he gets any girl he wants he likes day drinking he’s taller than you he wonders why you can’t get any bitches gangy.

Wow! Marley washburn just hearing his name or voice makes me the wettest I’ve ever been.

by Deannharpman March 21, 2025

Salty Washcloth

When a man or woman lets their pubic hair grow so far out that excretions absorb into it as they urinate.

John: "So you didn't finish her off?"

Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."

by ShinDiz May 9, 2025

Egg wash

When a woman and a man have consensual heterosexual sex at the very end of her menstrual period and the man ejaculates into her, causing the remaining blood in her vaginal canal to be cleared out ; a way of speeding up the end of a period

I think the egg wash worked, it's all clear down there now.

by mcgerce May 20, 2025

Ryan walsh

Ryan stands for sunshine walsh stands for sex

Shyt that sex made me feel ryan walsh

by Rxchell May 31, 2025