Uncle Klit

Uncle Klit is a deity that is over 300 years old. He has a talent in giving the best advices and making your day better with his sense of humor.

I send a text to uncle klit and he made my day

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Uncle mike

Finger in the butt

You totally got uncle Miked.

by Especially when you blank November 13, 2023

Uncle Sam

The personification of the United States as a male human. Uncle Sam is mostly known for the WW1 military recruitment poster where he points at the viewer with the text "I WANT YOU FOR U.S ARMY". His initials are also U.S, same as the initials for United States.

"Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam."

by France Is Terrible June 22, 2025

Indian uncle burn

It’s when your Indian uncle grabs your cock and chafes the tip of it on him beard stubble

Hey man I heard Liam was giving Indian uncle burn to his nephew the other night

by connels a fag January 18, 2025

Uncle

Another way of calling someone a homie or bro.

Stop smoking uncle, that's not good for you!

by Elcnu October 8, 2025

Mr uncle

A really old bald substitute or teacher

Dawg Mr uncle called Evil jordan baldy's mom for sneezing

by surVIV(E)al November 10, 2025

Uncle Sam Special

While giving a person anal, you rob their pockets of all their money.

I gave her the old uncle sam special.

by Plutarchheavensbee62 October 2, 2023