by uhhh... RANDOM PERSON January 31, 2021
Get the Urban Dictionary Postmug. someone who is probably a porn director as 56% of the definitions are sex, while the remaining 44% is completely random bullshit
me: searches lemonade stand
ud: to receive a blowjob from someone who is peeing
me: searches shark
ud: sex definition
me: searches back alley blitz
ud: to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building
me: are you urban dictionary submitters porn directors or something what the fuck
ud: to receive a blowjob from someone who is peeing
me: searches shark
ud: sex definition
me: searches back alley blitz
ud: to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building
me: are you urban dictionary submitters porn directors or something what the fuck
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
Get the urban dictionary submittersmug. When people put their birth date on Urban Dictionary and say a bunch of kind stuff about people born on that day.
Example of Dates on urban dictionary
People who were born on April 8th are the most kindhearted, sexy, and amazing people on the planet. They are amazing in bed and make a good boyfriend/girlfriend.
People who were born on April 8th are the most kindhearted, sexy, and amazing people on the planet. They are amazing in bed and make a good boyfriend/girlfriend.
by BigSmoke40 November 30, 2020
Get the Dates on urban dictionarymug. Sally: Our bartender Justin is so fly.
Jim: No he ain't Sally. He's just Urban Dictionary Famous because he created the recipe for a B58 shot.
Jim: No he ain't Sally. He's just Urban Dictionary Famous because he created the recipe for a B58 shot.
by Larrychair September 4, 2016
Get the Urban Dictionary Famousmug. when people take the definition horny and then a whole ass porno script. Or they tell you to fuck off to porn hub.
I will not wright a urban dictionary porno until my schoolmates find this account or I get a singular like on one of my definitions
by raybeez February 12, 2022
Get the urban dictionary pornomug. Congratulations, you got rejected. You put in your great effort and failed. You're filled with outrage. You go on to voting and decline everything to make people feel your pain. You're still angry. You post definitions of Urban Dictionary Voting and say it's crap. You're still cross. You post something on twitter. No effect. You go on a chat room. You tell everyone how shit urban dictionary is. They all agree after hearing your speeches. You rise up. Mosin Nagants in hand, you and your comrades march on the HQ. In a storm of blood and fire you get in and change the website. There is no more rejection in urban dictionary.
2 weeks later
Urban Dictionary loses all quality. People post their names and people believe Kayla is sweet and not a piece of hellspawn. 69 jokes get past the censors more easily. People give up en masse and urban dictionary dies. You head back to make a final change. You re-enable rejections. A sudden spike of quality is seen, and balance is returned.
2 weeks later
Urban Dictionary loses all quality. People post their names and people believe Kayla is sweet and not a piece of hellspawn. 69 jokes get past the censors more easily. People give up en masse and urban dictionary dies. You head back to make a final change. You re-enable rejections. A sudden spike of quality is seen, and balance is returned.
Jack got rejected on urban dictionary.
He picked up a gun and went to an orphanage and we haven't seen him since.
He picked up a gun and went to an orphanage and we haven't seen him since.
by Unfunny blight April 22, 2020
Get the Rejected On Urban Dictionarymug. Douchebag pricks that only publish stupid definitions of gross and disgusting things instead of things that actually have meaning.
LONG LIVE CHLODAN!!!!
LONG LIVE CHLODAN!!!!
Person 1: Oh you sent a definition entry to Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm really excited for it to get published!
Person 1: Oh don't get your hopes up, unless it's about ejaculations or girls pole dancing in the most whimsical ways, it won't get published.
Person 2: Oh, I doubt it!
~~~~~~THE NEXT DAY~~~~~~
Person 2: Wow! They really didn't publish it!
Person 1: Those damn Urban Dictionary Editors! We should start a boycott!
THE REST OF THE WORLD: YEAH!!!!!!!
Person 2: Yeah, I'm really excited for it to get published!
Person 1: Oh don't get your hopes up, unless it's about ejaculations or girls pole dancing in the most whimsical ways, it won't get published.
Person 2: Oh, I doubt it!
~~~~~~THE NEXT DAY~~~~~~
Person 2: Wow! They really didn't publish it!
Person 1: Those damn Urban Dictionary Editors! We should start a boycott!
THE REST OF THE WORLD: YEAH!!!!!!!
by SUKMIBAWLZ March 31, 2013
Get the Urban Dictionary Editorsmug.