The Shitas Touch

Where the Midas Touch turns everything to gold, the Shitas touch turnes everything to shit.

Man I just got The Shitas Touch, don't I?!

by DOOMER97 January 11, 2024

Sipho's touch

The opposite of a Midas touch, where everything he touches turns to shit, rather than gold.

Have you ever noticed that John seems to have Sipho's touch?

by iT3RM1N4T0R November 13, 2023

rithy kdor toch

somone name rithy with a kdor toch

oh my god rithy kdor toch

by kdortochklangnas November 21, 2023

im finna touch you

Might be taken as going to tickle you or as worse as im going to brutally molest rape allat you (your not safe)

Ultra alpha chad sigma cool dud: im finna touch you lil bro

Incel:😰

by ANUAffaan February 19, 2024

im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024

im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?

Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."

by I like homestuck 👍 March 6, 2024

two man touch

When playing tic-tac-toe/naughts and crosses if you or the opponent has a move where they can win from more than one position it is called a two man touch

“I got you in a two man touch as I can win horizontally and vertically right now”

by *insert pseudonym* May 26, 2024