Webbed fingers

When you sneeze into your hand and it gives you webbed fingers

"I sneezed and gave myself webbed fingers"

by Undertaker sann July 22, 2017

Ringer Finger

The wedding band finger used exclusively to insert into any orifice. Usually the vagina or anus.

She screamed when I inserted my ringer finger into her butt and went all the way up to the wedding band.

by Bronson Wishes August 15, 2019

skunk fingers

To have ones fingers drenched in foul vaginal fluid

Hey mike, I got skunk fingers from that ten cent hooker over there

by T Dye May 7, 2018

Gold Fingering

The process of sexually harassing, impregnating, and finally abandoning every female every female you come into contact with, like James Bond.

Your father was gold fingering the entire office, and now i'm stuck with you.

by PickleYourNipples January 14, 2017

Finger Talking

used to describe someone who is constantly text messaging their friends.

I was out with Bill and the whole night he kept finger talking with his girlfriend.

by Honkhogan82 October 7, 2008

Finger Butty

The art of sliding ones fingers into a females oraphisis

'You see her over there? She's getting a finger butty tonight'

by Elroberto August 4, 2016

Lager Fingers

Instead of butter fingers, you get lager fingers. After a few too many, you subconsciously let your beer slip out your hands.

"Mate why the fuck did you drop your beer?"

"Sorry, lager fingers...."

by MezzaBoi May 27, 2017