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No milk and no surprises

A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.
Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises
by Incel69 June 19, 2022
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Surprise balogna

Surprise balogna is when you carve a hole into balogna and fill it with C-4 and plug it to look innocent and hand it to someone whom needs to be unalived.
A: Where's Karen? She said she would be here.
B: Oh that bitch? Yea I hit her with that surprise balogna the other day because sbe wouldn't shut up about her opinion on processed lunch meats.
A: Rip.
by JeezyWheezy June 21, 2022
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Butella Surprise

When you wipe shit off ur ass with a piece of bread
Waiter: One Butella Surprise coming right up!
by Szyt Ched June 30, 2022
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Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)
Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.
by RL91 July 4, 2022
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vodka surprise

A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.

Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.
by Thequantum August 26, 2022
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Poopie Surprise

A devious act of mischief when one defecates over the shower drain in expectation their father who is showering with them will stomp on it.
Christian’s dad did not like when he saw he was leaving him a poopie surprise!
by FelineCar August 30, 2022
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special booty surprise

a special booty surprise is when you are having anal sex and the girl accidentally shits on your dick
i was totally banging up Hannah last night when she gave me the special booty surprise
by incognitio November 7, 2022
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