struggle bus

when you are taking a shit and it’s so bad you can’t get off the toilet and become stuck shitting ur brains out.

when you take a shit and you’re too constipated and get stuck in there.
man i cannot get off the toilet. i’m on the struggle bus
by Mayfl0wer1d May 30, 2024
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Struggle Bus

A bus full of people who's lives are a struggle they can't even ride a regular bus.
by Heyyoo July 15, 2017
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Struggle Bus

Having to deal with a difficult relationship or having to go out of your way in order please somebody like your significant other or boss.
"It is nice to just have a normal relationship with someone instead of getting a hard time from them every time you ask them to do something for you. It's like everything you do with them is a struggle all of the darned time. Thank God I am off of THAT STRUGGLE BUS!!!!
by Profound Wisdom December 01, 2015
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Bus Seat Breath

When you bus a guy in from out of town to suck his di k.
Can't believe that rich girl from the beach caught bus seat breath last weekend. That guy had no money he had to catch the greyhound
by Problem Peter February 23, 2025
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A Magic School Bus

A Magic School Bus is a tiny insignificant penis smaller even than a micro penis.
It's so small that any penetration goes unnoticed by the receiver...much like the MSB itself.
Oh my god I saw this guy last night such a Magic School Bus
by Stan Shelby December 02, 2023
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Big Society bus

Getting somewhere on foot. An allusion to David Cameron's flagship policy in which people are expected to provide local services themselves, rather than local government.
"I'm taking the Big Society bus home" - Walking home.
by gerbilwrangler March 12, 2011
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Bus Fluff

Annoying somebody on a bus by picking apart the seats and throwing bits of the fluff at them.
Guy: Hey Ellen guess what?
Girl: What?
(Guy then throws countless amounts of Bus Fluff at her)
by Brent Monday May 20, 2011
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